I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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