he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Alive.
So much puke
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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