the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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