My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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