the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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