I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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