Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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