So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
