that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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