Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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