Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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