I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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