Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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