I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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