But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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