His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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