just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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