So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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