Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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