You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
do nipples grow back?
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