did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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