Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
one might say we're banned from that church
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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