Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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