one word: firstdatebathroomanal
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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