its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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