I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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