it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just cut my nipple shaving
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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