just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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