Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Randomize
