respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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