i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
sex in a hospital.. check
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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