its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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