We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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