that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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