Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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