OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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