So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Randomize
