i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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