youre lurking in front of me
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
