Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
