Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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