What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize