I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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