I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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