i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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