After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
