I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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