They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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