So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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