She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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