i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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