At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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