Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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