I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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