Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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